Monthly Archives: January 2012

Crime Clusterfu$k/Political Pantomime 20mts, 7 dys:

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CoP Dwayne Gibbs, PM Persad-Bissessar and Brig John Sandy...all smiles and clueless as ever!

Well is National Insecurity 2012 style.
Which plane?
What plane?
The Caroni Plain
A Flood Plain!
Gibbs Madderiffic
Kamla Staggeriffic
And ppl resembling Sandy Ignerrific as hell!
Because between the head of the National Security Council (our Prime Minister), the Minister of National Security, Brig Sandy and our Hot shot Top Cop, nobody knows about the rental of the $.9m light aircraft for surveillance.
Gibbs in a Hot Spot
Tight Spot
What Spot?
Maybe it in a hangar liming with the Light Rail that Kamla promised 2 years ago wasn’t happening under her regime….no way! Not Ever! I for the farmers and have their interests at heart!
Now Imbert saying it have Bobol in the tendering for the Light Rail project and Rowley threatening to take he small goal side from off the Procurement Committee and make track fast because it look like a shit storm brewing up in Parliament again
At the eye of the storm is Miss Fete Must Fete
who does misspeak,
misstep,
miss hear
miss fire….
or so we have been advised!
In the mean time the Senate meeting to discuss the Police service.
Gibbs appraisal happen 2 weeks now and he aint get he marching orders yet!
And in the midst of this Band of Bacchanal….IS CARNAVAL!!!!!!


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Clusterfu$k Flashback February 2010: No Rapid rail under UNC, say Kamla!

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Kamla and Jack: Remember when they held hands all the time???

Anybody remembers Kamla’s internal elections victory in Jan. 2010?
As if we ever allowed to forget.
Well a month after that victory she promised the agricultural sector: NO RAPID RAIL.
2 years after that promise her govt is bringing a LIGHT RAIL.
In 2010 Persad-Bissessar, Jack Warner and Ramesh Lawrence-Maharaj were busy fighting for the rights of the Aranguez farmers.
Let’s see if any of these three, or the Aranguez farmers for that matter, have a problem with a Rapid/Light Rail under this regime!

Take a trip down memory lane:

http://www.trinidadexpress.com/news/Jack_jumps_into_Rapid_Rail_dispute-115243659.html

Clusterfu$k Flashback: Jan-Feb 2011

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AG Anand Ramlogan: was he a part of a plot against PNM MPs with Dhansam Dhansook?

All yuh know the AG!
Yuh remember Dhansam Dhansook?
Yuh remember he say Eric Williams and Franklyn Khan try to bribe him?
Yuh remember after a while he change he mind and allege that Anand Ramlogan set him up to lie on Williams and Khan?


Crime Clusterfu$k/Political Pantomime 20mts, 6dys:

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Why Gibbs still here?
The PSC review his performance and keep him?
3 murders over the weekend.
I feel is more ochro farmers
Since nobody know who would want to kill them.
Ambulance refuses to help mother with ailing child.
The Ambulance company say their computer say is not them.
Dirk Barnes say the $.9m aircraft Cox referring to is not his.
Donna, you waving documents like a Flag Woman, it have any substance behind your claims?
This thing not so plane after all.
What plane you referring to in September 2011?
Soca artist held with 1 gram of weed.
Container loads of weed in frozen chicken parts still pending investigation, with no owner yet!
Protests in Penal, debris blocking road.
Soca monarch semis last night.
The artists sounding as discordant as the People’s Panchayat Govt.
4 more weeks for soca to reign.
The National Bacchanal now start.
De Vice Cyah Done!

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The Week in Clusterf@$ks 20mts, 5dys:

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This Week in Clusterfucks saw the PM engaging in public masturbation.
The self-stroking session came complete with free drinks, performances, adulatory speeches, a stage full of parliamentary jesters, Jacks and people resembling Sandy.
The Queen trumpeted triumphantly that her failure to deal with crime effectively to date is her crowning success…and the masses fawned.
Patrick Manning, the once reviled leader of the PNM is once again ushered into the hearts of the die hards.
His recovery from a stroke is being treated like the resurrection of the Christ.
The Keith of Clan Rowley is once again a usurper to the throne in the eyes of the Bring Back Manning crew.
In the midst of strokes and celebrations it was revealed that Govt squandermania has achieved new levels of meaning under Kamla Rani.
Aircraft and air surveillance seems to be a theme with this govt.
Mile High Club, anyone?
One would think patrolling our coastlines would also take precedence.
Having sold the million dollar Blimp for 50K, the People’s Panchayat is now renting a surveillance aircraft to the tune of .9m.
All of the national security systems implemented by the PNM are being dismantled.
But what are they being replaced with?
Who yet knows what is this government’s plan for National Security.
Thus far it seems to comprise of Reshmi heading the SIA, Gibbs heading the Police force, Griffith advising the Govt, Sandy heading nowhere and a SoE to lock up petty criminals.
While we grapple with the lack of a crime plan that Kamla keeps congratulating herself on, there is the matter of our welfare state.
The PNM’s handout system was a big campaign point during the 2010 elections.
Indeed their numerous make-work and give-stipend schemes seemed to have no end.
Kamla, running out of crayons after Colour Me Orange, has now started playing Monopoly with our public utilities.
Free Lights and Water, she cooed at Rienzi!
Free when Govt subsidising it?
If the Govt subsidising it, then it means tax payers covering the cost.
In a country where only a select portion of the society shoulders the real burden of the tax sytem, Kamla’s claims of free lights and water is insulting.
3 weeks away from Carnival and the real bacchanal is not in the tents and fetes, but in our Parliament.
De Vice Cyah Done!

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Crime Clusterf@$k/Political Pantomime 20mts, 4dys:

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The Hot Shot Top CoP Dwayne Gibbs (centre) during a SoE security briefing.

The Hot Shot Top CoP Dwayne Gibbs (centre) during a SoE security briefing.

The govt sell the million dollar Blimp for 50K.
Now they renting planes for 900K!
Plane Talk, bad spending?
Like they join the million dollar mile high club!
Tears of joy as Manning recovers.
It seems from Caricom leaders to Underdog citizen misseth Manning.
And Kamla, to get Manning to look like the better option you really have to suck at being not just a leader, but a human.
Blackman’s Private School locked in Child Abuse Scandal
And this shit can’t flush easily!
Crab catcher goes on shooting spree, misses all targets and collects 40 bullets.
Whatever happened to CoP Gibbs’ revue and assessment?
Whatever happened to the probe into Jack?
Whatever happened to the investigation into a million other things that this govt never does?
De Vice Cyah Done with the PIGGIES!

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Tassa and Tadjahs in Curepe

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Tassa Men in Sync

Tassa Men in Sync

Trinidad is such a weird space. In the midst of seeming less and less tolerant in terms of ethnic relations, you can have a tassa band and tadjah sit in the middle of the Old Southern Main Road, Curepe. The tassa players and tadjah spilled out onto the main road and cars and maxi taxis simply negotiated their way around the players. Others, like me, pulled aside and took in the rhythm.
It didn’t make me feel better about our state of ethnic affairs in Trinidad. It just reminded me that there is so much more we could be fighting for and about here that could make us great.

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Crime Clusterf@$k/Political Pantomime 20mts, 3dys:

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And on the third day after his hospitalisation and a visit from The Bas, Manning the PNM Messiah arose and asked for his home!

A cry arose from the slumbering mass of PNMites who had turned from the Rowley and now looked to the ressurrected Messiah for leadership.

The Kamla Rani saw this and sipped deeply.
Then, like a light in the East (UWI , St. Augustine)
The Bas rose to the occasion and delivered a mighty blow to the Kamla Rani
“Verily Verily I say unto thee, She must talk less and act More….Hype is not a substitute for performance”.

And a great cry rend the air as the masses witnessed the shining of the Fox.
Vive Le Bas!

In the distant land of UNCOP the Verna and the Cadiz began a new dance, the back pedal.

Forgetting they had once been anti-hanging and filled with a deep love of the flashing blue lights, they crafted a new answer about their positions on hanging.
The Kamla saw this and thought it was good!

Deep in the depths of Queen’s Palace the AG sat and looked on the form and image of the Keith of the clan Rowley and massaged himself, lusting after the Keith, wanting to both crush and embrace him.

In the depths of his despair and frenzy he ejaculated, “You are classless!”

The Keith smirked and pressed on.
The Transport minion began work on the inter-island ferry; and the PNM masses exulted: Voterpadding in we pweffen!

Trouble continued to brew in the lower realms as Schoolgates everywhere began shutting down due to parental blockage.

And in all this the Pigs Rejoiced and Exulted, because they held Power!
The Kamla saw this and sipped deep!

Crime Clusterfuck/ Political Pantomime 20mts, 2dys:

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Pantygate back on the front burner.
Sat the Rajah giving Sita a time card to clock.
Get off meh compound by 3:30!
Sita, ask him if 6:30 is a better time and see what he say.
PM, pulling a PNM and offering more handouts to poor, old and unemployed….Free Water and Lights.
More burden for tax payers.
Kamla blames PNM for Hanging Bill woes.
It have anything that… is not the PNM fault, Kamla?
Gulf of Paria is a war zone.

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Gibbs say Sandy give him the information on ASS-PLOT-GATE
Sandy say he get the information about the plot from Gibbs!
They playing political tennis with our National Security.
Game, Set and Match to the PIGS!

So expect fish prices to increase because of ochro fish trading.
80 yr old had sex with teen 61 times.
That maths should add up to a life sentence!
Manning improving.
Bas to give interview at UWI later.
These PIGS is some Baddist who like plenty Bacchanal!

Crime Clusterf@$k/Political Pantomime 20mts, 1dy:

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Miss Must Fete PM Kamla hold a 2 yrs-since-I-cut-Bas-Ass Party at the Rienzi last night.
Everytime this woman sneeze they does hold a party.
Kamla celebrate losing weight during a famine
And lowering crime during a SoE.
Poor people get promised free water and lights.
So who subsidising that?
Not you and me?
What “FREE” about that?
Free lights, water and deeds of comfort for poor people…
Why I working again?
Day 2 of Manning’s hospitalisation at Sando General
He and de Bas touch base
Rowley get brace!
This PNM special, oui!
The Pigs partying with their Sheeple and wining back hard on the country!