Monthly Archives: December 2011

Clusterf@$k Flashback: People’s Panchayat Political Scandals Countdown.

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1. PianoGate – http://www.trinidadexpress.com/news/WHERE_S__THE__GRAND_PIANO_-113431284.html

2. ReshmiGate – http://www.trinidadexpress.com/news/RESHMI_RESIGNS-114433029.html

3. NizamGate -http://www.trinidadexpress.com/news/Nizams-appointment-revoked–119196564.html

4. BoxingGate – http://www.newsday.co.tt/news/0,152934.html

5. Mary KingGate – http://www.trinidadexpress.com/commentaries/The_Mary_King_lesson-121680804.html

6. SSA and Julie BrownGate – http://www.guardian.co.tt/news/2011/02/08/rowley-wants-criminal-probe-ssa-fiasco

7. SashaGate -http://www.trinidadexpress.com/news/COPS_WARN_SASHA-124118294.html

8. PNM ScholarshipGate – http://www.trinidadexpress.com/news/Rowley__EOC_probe_still_ongoing-132287913.html

9. WarnerGate – http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/international/8820948/Former-Fifa-vice-president-Jack-Warner-is-caught-on-tape-offering-gifts-of-25000-to-Caribbean-delegates.html

10. SoEGate – http://www.trinidadexpress.com/news/BREAKING-NEWS-State-of-Emergency-declared-128160123.html

11. DieselGate – http://www.trinidadexpress.com/business/Probe_diesel_fuel_bunkering_racket-128054108.html

12.  GibbsGate – http://www.ctntworld.com/LocalArticles.aspx?id=30824

13. BloggerGate – http://www.trinidadexpress.com/news/Are_UWI_students_paid_to_post_pro-Govt_comments_-131431448.html

14. PantyGate – http://www.trinidadexpress.com/news/SAT_BLOCKED_BLACK_CHILDREN-133665408.html

15. ExtraditionGate – http://www.trinidadexpress.com/news/No_extradition_for_Ish_and_Steve-133412753.html

16. (THE LAGNIAPPE) Assassination PlotGate – http://www.trinidadexpress.com/news/High_Alert-134438523.html

17. Silk Gate – PM and AG award themselves Silk…..become SC.

18. Roots Gate – PM and delegation of 60 go to India.

19. SchoolGate aka PantyGate the Sequel – ASJA PTA blocks Teacher from entering school compound.

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Crime Clusterf@$k/Political Pantomime 19mts, 7dys:

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The Swine get silk to fatten their political sow purses…(Pension plan?)
The Sty ready, jetset and off they go to India.
It is alleged that Police storm TV6 politely )tea and crumpets for everyone).
MATT find they shoulda wipe they foot before they jump in the dance.
The Ass-Elbow Anti-Crime Plan in Full Effect.
The Pigs NEED an anatomy lesson!

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Crime Clusterf@$k/Political Pantomime 19mts, 6dys:

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The Govt showing anti-media pantylines.
25 officers raid 1 news station to find a tape (allegedly)!
An& boofing Gibbs to do he wuk
Is An& doing his?
… Kill Gibbs dead (and the crime rate just might) he doing a good job.
Say it often eno
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ugh Dorothy and it’ll come true!
There was no SoE plan, there is no post-SoE plan…
THERE IS NO CRIME PLAN!
Sandy mum on his own portfolio…
An& insisting non-extradition is the latest app to download to deal with the Steve-Ish virus.
The Pigs will get diaper rash from crapping on themselves!

Crime Clusterf@$k?Political Pantomime Update 28/12/11:

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The AG stars in tonights news.
He asking Gibbs for answers on the crime spike (i guess asking Anil out of the question).
He appointing a committee to find out why crime does happen
And he say another SoE is not being considered
… (who considered the first one…Sweet Genius?)
Dooks say he positive about the 2012 economy….we positively screwed!
This govt NEEDS an anatomy lesson
Ass and elbow doh belong in the same place!

AG Ramlogan in African Garb

Anyone remember when we thought this man was smart, insightful and effective????

Empress Kamla’s New Clothes

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Crime Rate Down! Country Safe! Economy Stable! Who believes Empress Kamla is wearing new clothes???

An Emperor who cares for nothing but his appearance and attire hires two tailors who promise him the finest suit of clothes from a fabric invisible to anyone who is unfit for his position or “just hopelessly stupid”. The Emperor cannot see the cloth himself, but pretends that he can for fear of appearing unfit for his position; his ministers do the same. When the swindlers report that the suit is finished, they mime dressing him and the Emperor then marches in procession before his subjects, who play along with the pretense. Suddenly, a child in the crowd, too young to understand the desirability of keeping up the pretense, blurts out that the Emperor is wearing nothing at all and the cry is taken up by others. The Emperor cringes, suspecting the assertion is true, but holds himself up proudly and continues the procession.

Crime Clusterf@$k Update Dec 28th/2011:

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21 days after SoE ends, murder and crime rate right back up where it started.
8 Killed over Christmas
Burnt female body found
Crime Plan still missing
… 2 murder suspects nabbed
Let’s see if they will have evidence for a trial
Gibbs New Year wish is for less crime
My New Year wish is nor No GIBBS or EWARTSKI!
The Pigs doing an Illegal Wine on we!

http://www.guardian.co.tt/news/wednesday-december-28-2011/rehab-group-links-prisons-officers-contraband-trade

http://www.trinidadexpress.com/commentaries/Spinning_around_on_murders-136294248.html

Political Pantomime 1 yr, 7mts, 1dy:

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PM calls for us to talk out our differences.
Since May 2010 everything she do DIFFERENT from what she promise to do.
T’is the season to be jolly
But we SoE tired of the crime, punishment and corruption the country numb.
… 19 months of blatant bungling, violations, nepotism, corruption has been their gift to the nation.
The National Family is dysfunctional.
The National Mother/Grandmother has failed.
The PIGS on this farm are relentless in their stupidity
Drink a rum and a ponche de creme…because you going to need it!
Have a safe holiday!

Political Pantomime 19months:

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19 months of poor governance
Churches get $5000 for Christmas.
Kamla has out-PNMed the PNM with the hand-out mentality.
New Chairman at Airports Authority.
Dead man on Tobago board.
The drug economy is surpassing the fuel economy
We are a full fledged narco-state!
Still no word from Dooks on the $$$ crisis.
More PIGS than ham this Christmas!